From the team behind fuckbigtech.ai

LOCAL AI DEPLOYMENTS

Your AI stack.
Your building.
Your hardware.

Open-weight frontier models that run inside your firewall. Same tools your team already uses. Zero data leaving your network. We help you make the switch.

See What's Leaving Your Building →
0bytesData Egress
5modelsFrontier-Class, Open-Weight
$0/tokenPer-Token Rent
3daysFull Migration

THE PROBLEM

Every prompt your team sends to ChatGPT, Claude, or Copilot is feeding someone else's model.

Your contracts. Your source code. Your patient data. Processed on hardware you don't control, in jurisdictions you didn't choose, under terms that change without notice.

There's another way.

HOW LOCAL AI WORKS

Same tools. Different architecture.

Open-weight models run on hardware you own. Your team opens a browser. The interface looks exactly like ChatGPT. The difference: every prompt stays inside your building.

Your models

Frontier-class. Open-weight. #1 through #5 on every major benchmark. Downloadable. Deployable. You own the weights.

Your hardware

Runs on a device in your office — not a data center you've never visited. No GPU rack. No server room. Fits on a shelf.

Your data

Every prompt, every document, every query stays inside your network. No telemetry. No training signal. No terms of service surprise.

THE KILL LIST

Every tool has a local equivalent.

CURRENTLY USINGLOCAL REPLACEMENT
ChatGPT / OpenAIGLM-5 + Kimi K2.5
Claude / AnthropicDeepSeek V3.2 + Qwen 3.5
GitHub CopilotMiniMax M2.5 + Continue.dev
ChatGPT EnterpriseOpen WebUI + LiteLLM
Pinecone / Vector DBQdrant + Weaviate
VMware / ESXiProxmox VE

Same interfaces. Same workflows. Zero data egress.

THE ECONOMICS

API rent vs. ownership.

YEAR 1

A local stack costs roughly the same as one year of API rent. Same budget. Completely different architecture.

YEAR 2

They raise prices. You don't. Your cost is electricity. Theirs is another invoice.

YEAR 3+

You've saved six figures. They've trained on six months of your data. The gap only widens.

WHAT WE DO

We help you make the switch.

AI Audit

We map every AI tool your team uses, what data goes in, and where it goes. You get a risk report in 2 minutes — not a sales pitch.

Migration Planning

Which models replace which tools. What the timeline looks like. What your team's day-to-day workflow looks like on the other side.

Deployment Support

Through our partner network, we handle the deployment — from hardware selection to model configuration to team onboarding.

Ongoing Verification

Quarterly zero-egress audits. Model updates as new open-weight releases drop. You never have to think about it.

START HERE

Find out what's
leaving your building.

2 minutes. No call required. You'll get an instant data egress risk report — which tools leak what, where your data goes, and what the local replacement looks like.

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